Wednesday, July 09, 2014


I haven't kept up the blog here since 2012. Sorry! It still has some good historical nuggets back in the archives.

I'm still active on Twitter as @TdFLanterne however, please ping me there!

See you on the roads....

Thursday, July 12, 2012

American Tour de France Lanterne Rouge History

A bit of history was made today as Tyler Farrar became the first American in recent memory to hold the Lanterne Rouge of the Tour de France. There has never been an American Lanterne Rouge at the end of the Tour, in Paris. At this writing I'm not sure if there has ever been an American in last place in the General Classification after a Tour de France stage, although Americans have been final finishers in stages (Dave Zabriskie, Stage 8, 2005).

Can any Tour statisticians help us here? There are online historical archives at but I haven't been able to pour through them.

I've heard that Bob Roll was once TdF Lanterne Rouge but I don't believe it's true, although he may have been a final stage finisher and came close to being overall Lanterne Rouge a few times: 200th/206 in Stage 1, 1987; 189th/190 in Stage 10, 1988; 194th/197 in Stage 4, 1990.   See all USA participations here:

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Brice Feillu in 2012

Brice Feillu, French rider on Saur-Sojasun, has completed his 6th stage of the Tour de France as Lanterne Rouge. I'd like to offer this amusingly bad translation of the troubles that put him in last place in the peloton:

Brice Feillu experienced only a tower of France in 2009, and it was fabulous. He was young, virtually unknown, and he won a stage of the Pyrenees, Andorra-Arcalis.

Brice Feillu, Orchies, July 3, 2012 (Clement Guillou/Rue89)
The start of the second round is a galley for the climber of the Saur-Sojasun. He lives in quarantine. He sleeps alone, travel without the rest of the team, short, the gastro.

When it is pointing to the start of the second stage, to Visé in Belgium, he had not kept a meal since Sunday morning.

Fortunately for him, the platoon led a train of Senator during this second stage. He finished ten minutes in releasing taking 15 kilometres from the finish.

"Finish last it is not necessarily annoying but yes, it was a day Galerius.".

The fever had fallen from 40 to 39 degrees at departure. I had no forces, I had nothing in the belly... but it's still ballonnait. In another race, I would not take the start.

The slightest little thing that I ate, I wanted the vomit. I not stopped on the side, I had no paper toilet in the Pocket! But when even drugs that block it huh.

A 50 terminals of the arrival, I had cold sweats. I me water. I said to myself "this is wrong party" but ultimately, I still have hook me up to 15 km from the arrival. After I went quiet, but even 35 kilometres per hour, I was wrong the mouth. »

The next day at Boulogne-sur-Mer, Brice Feillu has still finished last, more than a quarter of an hour. This was another victim of the gastro, Marcel Kittel, and three teammates, including Roy Curvers.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Chaplin and Contador

In another in our very limited series on "Separated at Birth" may we present a young Charlie Chaplin and Alberto Contador!?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Respect the Lanterne Rouge

Every year I see dumb comments and jokes about the Lanterne Rouge of the Tour de France and "the race" for the honor. I don't like that type of demeaning ridicule, personally (at least not at the guys who are doing massive amounts of work for relatively little pay and attention), and they're one of the reasons I started this blog.

Before anyone jokes about 2011 Tour de France Lanterne Rouge Fabio Sabatini of Liquigas - let's recognize the magnitude of his accomplishment. Over a span of 3 weeks, he was racing for 90 hours, 10 minutes, and 5 seconds at an average speed of 23.63 mph. Over the Pyrenees and Alps.

166 fellow professional cyclists were with him along the way and took up to 3 hours, 57 minutes, and 43 seconds less time to pedal exactly the same course - a difference of only 4.39%.

And 32 of the pro cyclists who started the race 3 weeks ago were unable to finish it at all (16.1% attrition).

Bravo, Fabio. Carry your Lanterne with pride.


Saturday, July 23, 2011

2011 Tour de France Lanterne Rouge

Fabio Sabatini, Italian rider for Liquigas, had the honor of rolling down the starting ramp first for individual time trial today and will carry the fabled Lanterne Rouge into Paris. He finishes 3:13 behind the previous holder, Andrey Amador of Movistar. Vincent Jerome finished today 155th out of 167 Tour de France finishers.

The final finisher of the 2011 26.4-mile ITT was Jeremie Galland of Saur-Sojason at an average speed of 23.7 mph - ahead of 31 DNFs this Tour.

Best wishes to both of them in their future professional careers. We'll be cheering you on!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Italian Lanterne

Today Andrey Amador got into a breakaway and arrived in 11th position on an Alpine stage, moving him up the overall classification.

The new Lanterne Rouge is Fabio Sabatini of Liquigas-Cannondale, who is riding in support of Ivan Basso's podium aspirations.
  • Fabio's team page with a short video, "Bike for me is freedom"
  • Fabio's wiki page says that he has finished 2nd in a Vuelta stage and 3rd in a Giro stage, and he was also on the winning team time trial at the 2010 Giro.

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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Lanterne Rouge is one tough guy

Andrey Amador of Movistar was the final official finisher inside the time limit in Stage 14 of the 2011 France, keeping his hold on the Lanterne Rouge.

He'll hang on a while longer. He's tough as nails.

Last December while training at home in Costa Rica, he was beaten so severely by thugs who stole his bike that he laid in a ditch unconscious for 6 hours. He sustained kidney and lung damage from the attack.

In April he broke his collarbone, which kept him out of the Giro.

On Stage 1 of his first Tour he sprained his ankle badly.

On the brighter side, he's not only the first Costa Rican to ride in the Tour de France, he's the first rider from any Central American nation.

He's been honored in his home country with his image on a postal stamp.

I have a hunch he will hang on a while longer. Best wishes to him! Note he's also the first Tour de France Lanterne Rouge who is active on Twitter @Andrey_Amador. Give him a shout of encouragement, he appreciates it!


Friday, July 15, 2011


Vincent Jérôme of Team Europcar has held the Lanterne Rouge for 12 consecutive stages of the 2011 Tour de France. Today, by finishing at about 9 minutes after the stage winner in Lourdes, while the autobus finished at about 22 minutes, he reliquished his position and moved up one in the overall standings.

The new Lanterne Rouge is Andrey Amador of Costa Rica, riding for Team Movistar. Since I was previously unaware that there was a representative of Costa Rica in the Tour (and probably not alone in that), I welcome him taking over the role and gaining the recognition associated with the Lanterne Rouge. Bravo!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

ESPN, suspend Michael Smith

In his feed at!/MrMichael_Smith for which he has 95,225 followers, on July 11, 2011:

It started with this, concerning a crash in which a cyclist was hit by a speeding car and another thrown into a barbed wire fence:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/90532487813537792
"For real, am I wrong for laughing at that Tour de France crash? Can't get over the driver speeding off as if he didn't know he hit someone!"

and he followed up with discussions with several outraged people, and defended his statement with:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/90539435388715008
"I'm sorry that crash is hilarious. Every. Time."

then he dismissed numerous objections with a cavalier:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/90606872075321344
"It had far been too long since I'd angered an entire community. Today I've managed offend cyclists everywhere. Guess what? It's still funny."

Finally, he issued this pathetic faux apology:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/90613389457502209
"i'd like to apologize to cyclists, people who ride bikes, people who know people who ride bikes, and even paperboys. Happy? I miss anybody?"

Totally and completely unacceptable behavior by an ESPN employee and spokesperson.

Make your opinion known at



Excellent articles on this issue followed at:,0

A petition with over 1,500 signatures at my last check (7/27):

and a truly hilarious video take on it at:

Additionally, you can listen to the Around The Horn broadcast of July 11, 2011 in which all the commentators seemed to find great amusement at the car hitting cyclists in the Tour de France (at the beginning and about 13 minutes into the broadcast):

or a shorter clip is here:
Audioboo / ESPN - Around The Horn - TDF Crash:

You may wish to provide feedback to the sponsors of the Around The Horn show via feedback on their websites or at: (sponsor) (sponsor)

A Facebook page entitled, "Fire Michael Smith of ESPN" (over 480 "likes" at last check on 7/27)

or directly to the individuals on the Around The Horn broadcast on their twitter feeds at:


July 12, Michael Smith added on his Twitter feed a statement:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/90964379046117376
"I apologize for my insensitive remarks re: the TdF crash. I recognize my comments were inappropriate given the serious nature of the crash."
then shortly thereafter when someone who sent him a message saying "All of these people attempting to ruin ur life and ur the jerk? It was a joke. Just like these people attacking u. A joke" he responded:!/MrMichael_Smith/status/91164219457802240
"thanks man. believe me i'm good. not gonna succeed."
Update July 13: has deleted the offensive statements from his timeline on Twitter, but not his numerous statements defending them to outraged respondents. Deleting them does not make them unsaid, nor does it change the hilarity in the Around The Horn broadcast.

HERE is a screenshot of the original unexpurgated set of Michael Smith's tweets.


Monday, July 11, 2011

Tour de France Lanterne Rouge analysis

Nice use of some of the data on this long-neglected blog by the good folks over at Podium Cafe.

"Anyone who thinks that being the lanterne rouge means you're a shit rider is missing the point."

Thursday, July 07, 2011

2011 Stage 6

Another rain-soaked crashfest. Vincent Jerome is hanging in there as Lanterne Rouge, and although he got caught behind in a split, finished with the final grupetto of 21 at 12:26 back from the stage winner today.

At the start of the stage he said (roughly translated): "My condition is stabilized. Now I manage to use my left leg. It will go better and better. The red lantern is anecdotic (legendary?), but people encourage much."

2010 Lanterne Rouge Adriano Malori of Lampre was in an unsuccessful breakaway, but finished in mid-pack and is 95th in the overall standings.

Five riders are out of the Tour, bringing the peloton down to 193.

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Two first names

As someone who also has two first names, I should know better. I keep getting Vincent Jérôme's name backwards. He's holding on to the Lanterne Rouge for the third consecutive stage of the 2011 Tour de France. Here's the good-looking young man's profile at Wikipedia.

There have been no DNFs so far, despite a number of crashes.

Right next to him in the penultimate spot in the GC is Dimitry Murayev of Radio Shack. We probably will see more of him - he was the Lanterne Rouge last year in two stages of the Toru de France and was the overall Lanterne Rouge of the 2008 Vuelta.

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Sunday, July 03, 2011

2011 Tour begins

The first two stages of the 2011 Tour de France have seen Frenchman Jerome Vincent Vincent Jérôme hold the position of Lanterne Rouge for Team Europcar, after seeing some trouble in a crash-ridden first stage. Here he is getting things untangled:

Pre-Tour favorite clenbuterol-positive Alberto Contador finished Stage 2 in 75th place, 1:42 back from the leader, which makes me happy. Naturally he and the team aren't happy with that result, so they're asking for the rules to be retroactively changed in their favor.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

3-time Tour de France Lanterne Rouge Vansevenant busted

Big news coming shortly before the 2011 Tour is that retired cyclist and 3-time Lanterne Rouge Wim Vansevenant has been arrested for receiving a shipment of high-end "ultra-modern" doping products from Australia.

His former long-term team, Omega Pharma Lotto, denies all knowledge. Wim claims that they were for personal use to shore up his apparently rapidly-aging body. He was scheduled to be a driver for VIP tours at the Tour de France but that gig was hastily canceled.

One wonders about the Australian connection on his former Belgian team - which could conceivably include Australian riders such as Cadel Evans, Robbie McEwen, and Adam Hansen.

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