Friday, August 31, 2007
Those funny, funny non-doping cyclists
They're the subject of a humorous piece at The Onion that's going the rounds. Supposedly it took them 541 hours to finish the Tour de France.
I can't wait to see the piece they do on the non-doping pro golfers who take 541 strokes to make it around the golf course.
Or the non-doping pro baseball sluggers who can hit the ball an impressive 54.1 feet.
Or the non-doping football players who can charge 5 yards and then get injured by one of the bigger guys and can't make it back into the game for 5 months.
The biggest joke of all would be seeing any one of them submit to out-of-competition drug tests. Wouldn't that be a hoot!?
I can't wait to see the piece they do on the non-doping pro golfers who take 541 strokes to make it around the golf course.
Or the non-doping pro baseball sluggers who can hit the ball an impressive 54.1 feet.
Or the non-doping football players who can charge 5 yards and then get injured by one of the bigger guys and can't make it back into the game for 5 months.
The biggest joke of all would be seeing any one of them submit to out-of-competition drug tests. Wouldn't that be a hoot!?
